“A Real Beaut, Guaranteed”
Deck the halls in true Clark Griswold fashion with this holiday-ready hoodie (or crewneck). Featuring a vintage-style Griswold & Co. Christmas Tree Farm logo and the unforgettable promise — “A Real Beaut, Guaranteed” — this cozy piece pays tribute to one of the most iconic Christmas movie moments ever.
Soft, warm, and full of holiday spirit (just like Clark’s over-the-top light display), it’s perfect for tree hunting, holiday parties, or kicking back with some eggnog and your favorite festive flick.
 
Details:
Unisex fit – perfect for everyone from Cousin Eddie to Aunt Bethany
Midweight cotton/poly  for maximum coziness
DTF design with retro flair
Available in forest green, heather gray, and deep red
Sizes: S–3XL
Guaranteed to be “a real beaut” – no sap included
 
Whether you're cutting down your own tree or watching the chaos unfold from the couch, this is a must-have for any Christmas Vacation fan. Add some holiday cheer (and laughs) to your wardrobe — you deserve it, Sparky.