In a world full of chaos, cynicism, and questionable wig choices… choose to be the Schitt.
This cozy Gildan hoodie or crewneck features a sleek silhouette of the iconic Rose family — Moira, Johnny, David, and Alexis — standing in all their sarcastic, stylish glory. Beneath them? The message we should all live by:
 
“In a world where you can be anything, be the Schitt.”
Design: Minimalist silhouette graphic + bold, witty typography
Fit: Unisex, soft, and ready for your next Cafe Tropical run or binge session
Material: Classic Gildan fleece – warm, durable, and drama-ready
Colors: Classic black, heather gray, or “Fold in the Cheese” cream
 
Perfect for fans who know the value of character, community, and a well-timed eye roll.
Because being “the Schitt” isn’t an insult — it’s a lifestyle.
🖤 Limited edition. Ew, don’t miss it.